he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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