i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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