I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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