just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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