I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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