So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Randomize
