Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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