i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Randomize
