Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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