So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
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Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
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I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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