Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
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Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
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I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
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