is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Randomize
