My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
