but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
the condom got lost in my hair
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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