I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
the day after is always just damage control
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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