doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
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Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
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He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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