Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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