Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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