I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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