So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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