sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
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he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
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My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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