Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
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he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
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If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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