The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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