So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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