Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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