Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
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No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
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I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
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