it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
My cat gives me a boner
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
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Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
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We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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