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member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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