Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
he had hair everywhere except his balls
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
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