If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
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I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
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Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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