just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
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