So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
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