Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (757): View more from Virginia

  She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (757): She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!! http://tfl.nu/gype
  Replies (5) Good night (2299) Bad night (615)
• Favorite

  (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (902): i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots. http://tfl.nu/58kw
  Replies (35) Good night (2807) Bad night (839)
• Favorite

  (571): View more from Virginia

  final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (571): final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself http://tfl.nu/96ze
  Replies (70) Good night (7137) Bad night (964)
• Favorite

  (732): View more from New Jersey

  you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"

  (1-732): View more from New Jersey

  did i?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (732): you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?" (1-732): did i? http://tfl.nu/syum
  Replies (33) Good night (7867) Bad night (955)
• Favorite

  (503): View more from Oregon

  two words: eviction party

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (503): two words: eviction party http://tfl.nu/l75h
  Replies (28) Good night (6328) Bad night (1153)
• Favorite

  (540): View more from Virginia

  Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (540): Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later. http://tfl.nu/bbcr
  Replies (9) Good night (4666) Bad night (1003)
• Favorite

  (231): View more from Michigan

  Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (231): Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here. http://tfl.nu/i6i2
  Replies (10) Good night (3127) Bad night (1207)
• Favorite

  (413): View more from Massachusetts

  I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (413): I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened. http://tfl.nu/qzdq
  Replies (10) Good night (2762) Bad night (1155)
• Favorite

  (253): View more from Washington

  I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (253): I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears. http://tfl.nu/f427
  Replies (8) Good night (809) Bad night (1711)
• Favorite

  (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (724): oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis" http://tfl.nu/2s94
  Replies (10) Good night (1309) Bad night (515)
• Favorite

  (201): View more from New Jersey

  I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (201): I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it http://tfl.nu/orze
  Replies (7) Good night (1294) Bad night (990)
• Favorite

  (715): View more from Wisconsin

  I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (715): I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve. http://tfl.nu/cch7
  Replies (3) Good night (1156) Bad night (898)
• Favorite

  (312): View more from Illinois

  You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.

  (219): View more from Indiana

  I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (312): You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'. (219): I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said http://tfl.nu/2r64
  Replies (3) Good night (1144) Bad night (749)
• Favorite

  (301): View more from Maryland

  I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (301): I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo http://tfl.nu/z0dg
  Replies (2) Good night (1412) Bad night (311)
• Favorite

  (631): View more from New York

  Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (631): Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too.. http://tfl.nu/0nji
  Replies (1) Good night (460) Bad night (539)

Randomize