Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
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Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
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We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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