btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
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