this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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