what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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