i can't believe i had my finger in that
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
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there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
We have started to decorate penises.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
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This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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