Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
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He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
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THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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