if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
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yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
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Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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