glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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