Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
A bitchslap is in order.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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