I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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