I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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