if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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