oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
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