I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
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I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
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Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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