Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
You ate ashes out of my bong
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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