Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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