Betty ford says i'm here all night
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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