what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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