There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
