i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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