why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
And then my night got REAL pukey
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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