STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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