return my video game
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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