Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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