STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
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After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
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Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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