i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
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so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
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i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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