Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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