fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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